tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77344729289999339052024-02-20T06:36:43.225-08:0060 Seconds Every DayMareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-45084894936015550962014-02-11T06:46:00.000-08:002014-02-11T06:46:34.185-08:00Reclame misto cu final tampit<div id="fb-root">
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Mi-a placut tare mult reclama dar finalul a fost precum un buzdugan la ora 7AM!<br />
Ce treaba are BEREA cu asa ceva si se fac reclame de genu de cand lumea stie ce-i ala TV! <br />
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Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-39546706105652606272014-02-10T16:58:00.002-08:002014-02-10T16:59:43.788-08:00Cat timp petrece omul in baie?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Daca ai ajunge la fericita varsta de 75 ani, in jur de 1 an si jumatate il petreci doar in baie.<br />
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Nu punem la socoteala pe cei care citesc carti intregi stand pe WC!<br />
Nu punem la socoteala femeile care se coafeaza si se machiaza tot in baie!<br />
Nu punem la socoteala pe cei care nu au instalate apometre si deci isi permit luxul sa faca o baita zilnic!<br />
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Gata, pentru 60 de secunde!<br />
Crix Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-6845081534798493792014-02-10T16:49:00.002-08:002014-02-10T16:49:32.077-08:00Scriu si azi...de oftica pe Google<br />
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Cine intelege cum functioneaza Google sa-mi spuna si mie ca eu dupa 5 ani de cand traiul mi-l castig sub baioneta lui, n-am reusit sa inteleg ce face sa pice cateodata unele siteuri de pe pagina 1 pe pagina 2 si nu vorbesc de penalizare. In frustrarea mea am ales sa trec cu munca, sau ma rog cu cea mai mare parte din timpul meu alocata muncii pe YouTube. Culmea este ca si YT este patronat tot de maretul Google, dar uimitor sau mai degraba surprinzator rotitele se invart altfel si parca mai repede.<br />
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Gata, au trecut 60 de secunde! ( Citeste mai repede dc nu! )<br />
CrixMareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-19056710528974555992014-02-08T14:47:00.000-08:002014-02-08T14:47:18.518-08:00Adultul ateu si copilul crestin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ateul catre copil:<br />
- Mai baiete, daca tu imi demonstrezi ca exista Dumnezeu iti ofer in dar un mar!<br />
Copilul catre ateu:<br />
- Eu domnule, va ofer 2 mere daca-mi demonstrati ca nu exista Dumnezeu si pentru ele va trebui sa-i multumiti tot Lui.Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-1191638969846278442014-01-31T13:19:00.001-08:002014-01-31T13:19:43.709-08:00Am gatit Carne de porc in sos curryIngrediente:<br />
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800g carne de porc taiata cubulete ( eu am taiat niste cotlete pentru ca deja le aveam; prea frig pentru un gratar in balcon )<br />
1buc sos Arrabiata din Kaufland ( sos de rosii in casa este de asemenea o optiune buna ), iese picant - deci atentie<br />
Condimente:<br />
Curry, oregano, tarhon, boia dulce, sare putina.<br />
Daca folosesti sos de rosii simplu mai adauga si piper. <br />
5 catei de usturoi maruntiti intr-o punga cu toporisca de snitele ( asa nu se imprastie peste tot aroma si mana nu-ti miroase ), gura o sa miroasa ( asta e ).<br />
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Mod de preparare:<br />
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Intr-o tigaie mai lata si mai adanca se toarna ulei cat sa acopere fundul tigaii, dupa care se adauga carnea si se lasa cu capac pus peste cca. 30 minute. Ai grija sa nu se prinda, verificand mereu.<br />
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Adaugi sosul si mai lasi cca. 10 minute impreuna cu un pahar de apa. ( carnea are inca nevoie de timp sa fiarba si deci nu o lasa pe uscat). Cred ca in total am adaugat 2 cani cu apa.<br />
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Dupa cele 10 minute condimentezi si mai lasi inca 10 cu tot cu usturoiul pisat.<br />
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Noi am servit cu piure de cartofi si muraturi.<br />
Merge si cu paste sau orez bob cu bob.<br />
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Pofta buna!<br />
CrixMareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-17657591134269505742014-01-31T13:03:00.001-08:002014-01-31T13:03:09.147-08:00Nu e tort dar aduce<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Deja vazusem mai devreme o coafura asemenatoare cu o placinta americana. Tot din impletituri.<br />
Cea din poza nu e tort, dar aduce!<br />
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CrixMareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-38668996255695631162014-01-30T11:50:00.000-08:002014-01-30T11:50:03.194-08:00Viral nu VirozaVeioza nu viroza <br />
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Baietelul meu intotdeauna imi spunea:<br />
- Aprinde mami viroza aia!<br />
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Funny clip:<br />
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<br />Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-12701264092301647852014-01-30T11:44:00.002-08:002014-01-30T11:44:48.961-08:00Fructul favorit pe timp de iarna<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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POMELO</h3>
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De ce pomelo?</h3>
Este ieftin si exotic.<br />
Se curata repede.<br />
Este mai bun decat un grapefruit.<br />
Niciodata nu-l poti manca singur. ( sau asa ar trebui )<br />
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Sotul tocmai curata unul in bucatarie si nu stie ce scriu aic!<br />
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Consumati fructe si legume pentru o viata...cum vreti voi!<br />
CrixMareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-18154604455257948662014-01-30T08:03:00.001-08:002014-01-30T08:03:32.089-08:00Cum fac eu varza cu scaritaAtentie: Nu am diploma de bucatar! <br />
Ingrediente:<br />
- varza alba sau varza murata (eu am folosit murata, pe care am desarat-o inainte si am strecurat-o bine) 2buc mari de la tata-socru;<br />
- 2 buc costita afumata sau una mai mare pe care o tai bucati;<br />
- 1 buc ceapa mare;<br />
- 1buc morcov mare;<br />
- 200g suc rosii (eu am avut facut in casa tot de la tata-socru), sau bulion.<br />
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Am pus ceapa la calit dupa ce am tocat-o marunt, am adaugat morcovul ras pe razatoarea mica si apoi bucatile de costita pentru cca. 3 minute, dupa care am adaugat varza si 2 cani mari cu apa. Am lasat pe aragaz (inca este, pentru ca scriu in timp ce se face) cca. 45minute dupa care, eu prefer sa o mai bag putin si la cuptor. Aproximativ 30-40minute si la cuptor, daca mai rezist sa astept!<br />
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Inainte de a o baga la cuptor condimentez exact asa cum imi place mie, voi insa nu uitati de piper si foi de dafin. Eu personal nu pun dafin mereu si nu folosesc vegeta sau knor.<br />
Deja imi ninge-n gura de pofta!<br />
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Scarita ii da o aroma de milioane si o poti achizitiona din piata cu doar 10RON!<br />
Mai lasa-ti supermarketurile si mergeti la piata sa vedeti ce economie faceti! <br />
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Pofta buna!<br />
Crix<br />
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<br />Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-6162440689394320532014-01-30T06:50:00.004-08:002014-01-30T06:53:01.466-08:00Niciodata nu mergeam la SHCe s-a schimbat? M-am trezit si am realizat cate pot lua cu doar 100
Ron dintr-un astfel de magazin spre deosebire de varianta nou nout.
Asadar azi am fost si mi-am luat urmatoarele:<br />
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1buc Jacheta primavara impecabila H&M cu doar 19Ron<br />
1buz cizmulite Leopard Print - vezi poza 20 Ron<br />
1buc pulover crem cu manecuta scurta Zara - happy! 18Ron<br />
1buc combinezon zapada pentru baietel 6 ani - iarasi impecabil 28Ron<br />
3perechi sosete groase <br />
2per dresuri copii<br />
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Am lasat in urma (plangand):<br />
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- combinezon adulti pentru zapada - mortal de frumos<br />
- caciula cu coarne de ren - foarte haioase<br />
- geaca Clockhouse iarna - fara cusur<br />
- ghete copil 6 ani Puma <br />
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Am facut poza doar la cizmulite! <br />
Pana data viitoare, mai lasati magazinele cu haine noi si cutreierati Bucurestiul in alt stil!<br />
Crix Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-86784633114755405982014-01-29T15:50:00.000-08:002014-01-29T15:50:33.427-08:00Cine zice ca pe blogspot nu poti cresteAm realizat acest blog deoarece vreau sa vad daca intr-adevar nu poti creste mare pe o platforma free!<br />
Am realizat acest blog deoarece vreau sa postez articole ce necesita doar 60 secunde din atentia ta! (Citeste mai repede!)<br />
Am realizat acest blog deoarece imi plac glumele si intamplarile random din viata de zi cu zi! (Ale mele mai mult)<br />
Bancul saptamanii in familia Marin: 2 serpi discuta ( Tata si fiu)<br />
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-Tati, tati pot ssssa te intreb sssseva?<br />
- Lassssa-ma fiule, am treaba!<br />
- Tati, tati dar e ssssuper important!<br />
- Siii odata...<br />
- Noi sssuntem veninosssi?<br />
- Da, de ce?<br />
- Pai tocmai mi-am mussscat limba! ( Stiu ca-l stiai, da-l mai departe! )<br />
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...time is up!<br />
Nu uita sa zambesti!<br />
Crix<br />
<br />Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-3746653577367661632014-01-29T15:42:00.000-08:002014-01-29T15:42:25.927-08:00Faza zilei acum cateva saptamani<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"> Discutie intre mine si Ingrid despre vizita la doctorul pediatru! <br /> <br /> Ingrid: Si ce ati facut mami azi la doctor cu Patrick? (Patrick bebe de 3 luni)<br /> Eu: L-am cantarit, l-am masurat...<br /> Ingrid: Si cati km are? <br /> Eu: (explozie de ras) :)))<br /> <br /> Nu uita sa zambesti! Si da mai departe!</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Crix</span>Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-6188538627067731952014-01-29T15:39:00.000-08:002014-01-29T15:39:12.844-08:00Banc despre cum sa nu transpiri<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Perla cu semnatura Mateo (6ani):<br /> <br />
Mateo se pregateste sa-si tina respiratia precum bebe si ii arata lui
tati ca poate graind astfel - "Tati,tati, uite ca si eu pot sa transpir
in piept!" :))</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Nu uita sa zambesti!</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Crix </span>Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-49205602469856684352014-01-29T15:37:00.000-08:002014-01-29T15:37:14.394-08:00Banc fara sa vrea<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Mateo intr-o zi oarecare despre o poveste la radio:<br /> <br /> -Mami, mami, este o poveste la radio!<br /> -Mateo am treaba!<br /> -Mami, dar e povestea aia....<br /> -Care poveste Mate?<br /> -Aia ...hamster si Gretel!:))<br /> Ras de voie!!! :))))</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Nu uita sa zambesti!</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Crix </span>Mareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-76628449046357242382014-01-29T15:34:00.000-08:002014-01-29T15:34:22.894-08:00Tutorial despre cum sa nu te tunzi la chelieCe faci cand ti s-a incurcat piepatanul in par si nu mai iese?<br />
Tai....parul? Nuuuu....<br />
Iesi tu? Nu.....<br />
Rupi pieptanul! Daaaa!<br />
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Mi s-a intamplat!<br />
Nu uita sa zambesti!<br />
CrixMareohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07293045324667822756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734472928999933905.post-28526453743525155382014-01-29T15:27:00.002-08:002014-01-29T15:29:20.551-08:00Banc despre melciIntrebare: Ce este mai incet decat 1 melc?<br />
Raspuns: Cand toata familia acestui melc isi uneste fortele! 10 melci!:)<br />
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Nu uitati sa zambiti!<br />
Crix <br />
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